Job hunting is considered a very difficult and long process, but there are general guidelines as to what you should and shouldn’t do while hunting for a job.
Job hunting is similar to animal hunting… they both have the word hunting in them for one, and they both require a keen eye for opportunities. In animal hunting it is recommended that you not be in the animals face 24/7, showing yourself more than once (the moment you’re shooting) is a fool proof way to fail. Likewise, hunting for a job requires you to give the employer some room to breath! Although persistence is key, he does not want to see your number one his phone more than once (to organise an interview time), he does not want to read you resume more than once (if you made a spelling mistake you can cry in your corner and move on), and he does NOT want to see you in the morning sleeping by his office’s door, he only wants to see you come interview time and that’s it!
In addition, your creativity? Save it for when he hires you. A beautiful resume is clean cut and classy, your future employer really doesn’t care if you have hand drawn flowers in the corners. If you still don’t think this is true we can take it back to animal hunting to clarify. If you decided to decorate your rifle with pretty Christmas lights and flowers do you think you’ll be any more successful with your animal hunt? … … … well since you haven’t answered yet, I will tell you. No. You would more likely look like an idiot. Comedy hour for the birdies in their nests.
As for bribery, everyone likes money. I like money, my dad likes money, my brother likes money… you may think, great! So it runs in you family. But think again, my friends like money and they’re friends do to! So chances are, you employer really likes money. This may, then, seem like a breakthrough, an infallible way to find and get that job. But to be honest with you, your employer will likely not be pleased in your offer, however much it is. Just as birds, deer and birds wouldn’t care much if you tried to bribe them into coming closer.
Wishing you all the success in your job hunt, and remember, if you find the perfect job and get it, you will likely also qualify to be a professional animal hunter.
















